there's an old joke that goes something like this:
'What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?” 'The location of the dirtbag'.
One of the new guys at the office rides a Harley to work sometimes. Of course I couldn't resist.
He retaliated last week when he heard I was in Dallas.
'What's the difference between a programmer in Phoenix and a programmer in Dallas?' 'The location of the dirtbag'.
Maybe you had to be there.