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I can't decide if I'm disappointed by this result or not

You are 27% hippie.

You're not in the lowest bracket of non-hippie-hood, but you're close. I advise a field trip to a food co-op or a farmer's market. Do a few interviews and take notes, because there will be a quiz next week to see if you've learned anything.

Are you a hippie?
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A slight improvement

Third time around with about a year between each attempt.

Previous scores were 23% and 27% - at this rate I'll be 100% American about the time I die.

But the change is very subtle. I'm pretty sure I chose Carter in previous attempts; and 100% sure I chose gun control and wine over beer on all three tries. Surely knowing this time around that there are four states whose names start with W wouldn't *increase* my Americanism?

*shrug*

You Are 32% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

My feline alterego

Your Score: Longcat

71% Affectionate, 40% Excitable, 35% Hungry

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

shamelessly nicked from Laura's blog[^]

It doesn't bear thinking about!

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 16 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

shamelessly nicked from Guys[^] blog

So there!

Well, they got that wrong!

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop."
The Northeast
Philadelphia
The Midland
The South
Boston
The West
North Central
What American accent do you have? Take More Quizzes

Apparently I'm evil

How evil are you?

Though I suspect it doesn't matter how you answer!

Honesty

You Are 44% Brutally Honest

Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it. You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary.

How Brutally Honest Are You?

Hmmm, and here I was thinking I was more brutal than that. Of course it depends on ones audience; I'm much more brutal with Morgan than I would be with a human being...

Not a surprise

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God. atheism 79% Satanism 79% agnosticism 67% Buddhism 58% Paganism 58% Judaism 42% Islam 33% Christianity 21% Hinduism 8% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

I'm becoming more American

Just for the hell of it I was reading the stuff I was posting a year or so ago. Like this[^]. I scored 23% American a year ago.

Now I score 27%.

You Are 27% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

I have no idea what I answered differently a year later but at a rate of a mere 4% per year and assuming a minimum of 50% to qualify I suspect my citizenship applicating may be a few years premature! :-)

If I hadn't already suspected this

I'm sure Morgan and Andrew did!

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
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I am

a GRAMMAR GOD!

Congratulations! If your mission in life
is not already to preserve the English tongue,
it should be. You can smell a grammatical
inaccuracy from fifty metres. Your speech is
revered by the underlings, though some may
blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just
jealous. Go out there and change the world.

How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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I knew that

I am 5% Idiot.

I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.

Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

I promise I'll stop with the quiz posts...

How American am I?

You Are 23% American

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie Otherwise known as un-American! You belong in Cairo or Paris... Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

How American Are You?

Not very, it would seem!