Tuesday, August 22, 2006

And on a lighter note

Joe couldn't take much more of his blind date. Luckily, he had arranged for a friend to ring the restaurant at nine with an excuse for him to leave.

Sure enough, he was called to the phone on the hour and returned to tell his date, " I've got to go. My father's died."

"Thank god for that," the date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to."

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