With the first of two family weddings coming up a couple of weeks from now we, meaning my wife, decided I need a dress shirt, a tie and a sports jacket. I used to wear those all the time in the early 1980's but fifteen years of having to wear a suit and tie to the office every day killed it for me.
But one does what one must, especially where a wedding is concerned, so off we went to Kohl's. We, meaning my wife :-) , found a shirt we liked and she asked me 'what's your neck?'. I couldn't resist. 'It's this thing between here' (pointing at my chin) 'and here' (pointing at my shoulder).
Maybe you had to be there!