Words to the wise

If you're on a long haul flight and you're tempted to take your shoes off remember to put them back on before you stand in line for the dunny!

I didn't and, when my turn came, I took one look at the floor and decided there's no way I'm going to step into that mess wearing only my socks. Alas, I'd already spent ten minutes in line and no one behind me was going to wait while I went back to my seat to retrieve my shoes. To make it worse, after I'd ceded my place in the line, retrieved said shoes and made it half way from the back of the line to the dunny we hit turbulence and we were all sent back to our seats.

I hate having to cross my legs! :-)