Today whilst prowling around the kitchen I found an 'interesting' DVD on the bench. A porn movie no less. Thinking that this was perhaps a little blatant for Andrew I asked my wife why there was a porn film in the kitchen. 'Oh', she said, 'that's Morgan's. She said she'd never seen one and was curious'.
Okay. I can kinda go with that. So when she got home from school I asked her if the movie had lived up to her expectations.
'Oh,' she said, 'everyone looked so bored!'
So then I explained about camera crews around the bed, the sound man pointing his mike, the lighting crew and how it was likely there were multiple takes. 'All in all,' I said, 'it's bloody hard work being a porn star'.
She looked at me and asked 'how do you know?'.
With a gimme like that I had no choice :-) 'Oh,' I replied, 'back in the 1970's I used to act in porn movies under the name 'Buck Nekkid''
I'm pretty sure she didn't believe me!