If it's warm weather then it's time for

my annual 'How American are you' test. Three years ago[^] I scored 23%. Two years ago[^] I scored 27%.

Last year I managed 32%[^] so I fear I'm slipping.

You Are 31% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?